I'm pretty sure if you buy this you'll be more like George Clooney than you ever could have imagined. You'll also be making him just a little bit richer. Win win.
$60.00
Casamigos Reposado Bottle
Have you ever heard of young George Clooney? I didn't think so. He got better with age, and so did this tequila.
$70.00
Don Julio Blanco Bottle
This is the Don of Tequila minus the whacking.
$60.00
El Jimador Blanco Bottle
This tequila does the job, if that job is making you forget about the pandemic. Keep up the good work, El Jim!
$35.00
Patron Silver Bottle
This is the one everyone orders when they want something good, but they don't know what else to try. That philosophy works here, too. There's no shame in this order.
$60.00
Jack Daniels Bottle
What can be said that hasn't already been said, forgotten, said once more, and then forgotten again about Jack Daniels? I can't remember, but I'm sure it wasn't too important.
$58.00
Bacardi Superior Bottle
Renowned the whole world wide....who are we kidding. You just want a rum & coke and this is the rum part.
$38.00
Tito's Handmade Vodka Bottle
What better way to power through a pandemic than with a bottle of Tito's at your side?! With Tito's anything is possible, especially making vodka drinks with Tito's Handmade Vodka. That's going to be downright easy once you have a bottle of Tito's, so you should probably have this...just to be safe...
$38.00
Tanqueray Bottle
Gin & Juice anyone?
$58.00
Tinto Negra Malbec Bottle
I'm going to cut to the chase here: this is a bottle of red wine, malbec to be exact. We offer it because it's a crowd-pleaser. Wouldn't a glass of red wine be nice? This one is nice and we all like nice things.
$20.00
Dona Paula Sauvignon Blanc Bottle
Cut through the doldrums of the day with a nice, crisp, bottle of white wine. You'll be just fine with a little help from this white wine. Disclaimer: wine is not medicine in the traditional sense, but what do you have to lose?