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Detention
$22.45
Two crispy bacon grilled cheeses used as a bun for two cheddar cheeseburger patties, tipsy onions, and the principals fixings.
The Pre Schoolers
$9.20
Two mini cheddar cheeseburgers with all ketchup, pickles, and mustard.
Hall Pass (Chicken)
$10.65
Fresh chicken, goat cheese and sun dried tomato guacamole, bacon, lettuce, garlic roasted tomatoes, and fried onion. Strings.
Homeroom
$12.65
Cheddar cheeseburger, crispy bacon, tipsy onions, chipotle aioli, and topped with a fried egg.
Panko Crusted Onion Rings
$6.60
Served with juke sauce.
Fries and Sides
Hand Cut Fries
$4.60
Served with ketchup.
Crispy Tater Tots
$4.90
Panko Crusted Onion Rings
$6.60
Served with juke sauce.
Sweet Potato Fries
$5.75
Served with chipotle aioli.
Truffle Laced Fries
$6.90
Served with Italian white truffle oil, parmesan, and green onions.
Bleu Cheese Fries
$6.00
Served with bleu cheese sauce, bleu cheese crumbles, crispy bacon, and green onions.
Chili Cheese Fries
$8.00
Chili, aged white cheddar, chipotle aioli, and green onions.
Honor Roll Fries
$9.20
Bbq brisket, crispy bacon, cheddar, bbq sauce, and green onions.
Green Chile Cheese Fries
$5.75
Cut fries topped with green chile cheese, and crispy pecan smoked bacon.
Lunch Lady Fries
$9.50
Slow cooked beef, cheese curds, aged white cheddar, brown gravy, and green onions.
Sweet Potato Tots
$6.00
Served with curry ketchup.
Beverages
Soda
$3.28
Homemade Lemonade
$4.55
Strawberry Lemonade
$4.55
Double Trouble
Pep Squad
$9.75
Pepper jack cheese, lettuce, roma tomatos, crispy jalapenos, and jalapeno ranch.
Roll Call
$10.30
Cheddar cheese, bacon, tipsy onions, chipotle aioli, and fried egg.
Class Clown
$9.15
American cheese, lettuce, roma tomatoes, and special sauce.
La Maestra
$10.30
Pepper jack cheese with bread and butter jalapenos, Texas juke sauce and candied bacon.
The Coach
$9.50
Pepper jack cheese, bacon, jalapenos, bbq sauce, and fried onion ring.
Burgers
The Pre Schoolers
$9.20
Two mini cheddar cheeseburgers with all ketchup, pickles, and mustard.
The Kindergartners
$10.35
Two mini bleu cheeseburgers, thick crispy bacon, and tipsy onions.
Hall Pass (Chicken)
$10.65
Fresh chicken, goat cheese and sun dried tomato guacamole, bacon, lettuce, garlic roasted tomatoes, and fried onion. Strings.
The First Grader
$9.20
Classic single, choice of cheese, pickles, ketchup, and mustard.
The Principal
$11.35
Choice of cheese, all mayonnaise, mustard, ketchup, thinly sliced onions, pickles, shredded lettuce, and slow roasted garlic tomatoes.
Homeroom
$12.65
Cheddar cheeseburger, crispy bacon, tipsy onions, chipotle aioli, and topped with a fried egg.
The Substitute
$12.65
Bleu cheeseburger, thick crispy bacon, burgundy mushrooms, and tipsy onions.
The Cheerleader
$12.65
Pepper jack cheeseburger, crispy jalapenos, slow roasted garlic tomatoes, shredded lettuce, and jalapeno ranch.
Fire Drill
$12.95
Pepper jack cheeseburger, salsa verde, chipotle aioli, spicy guacamole, slow roasted garlic tomatoes, shredded lettuce, and crispy tortilla chips.
Detention
$22.45
Two crispy bacon grilled cheeses used as a bun for two cheddar cheeseburger patties, tipsy onions, and the principals fixings.
Shakes
Vanilla
$6.00
Strawberry
$6.00
Served with puppy chow and whipped cream.
Cookies and Cream
$7.15
Served with cookie crumble and whipped cream.
Chocolate
$6.00
Topped with whipped cream and cookie crumble.
Salted Caramel Apple Pie
$8.00
Served with cinnamon apples, whipped cream, and streusel crumble.
Chocolate Peanut Butter Crunch
$9.10
Topped with whipped cream, chocolate and peanut butter cookie crumble.
Cookie Butter Shake
$7.50
Served with whipped cream.
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