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An assortment of three hand-selected cheeses - served with kalamata olives, acrostics, prosciutto, fresh strawberries, whole grain mustard, and truffle honey.
Seven gulf shrimp, mango avocado salsa, pico de gallo - served with house-made tortilla chips.
Fresh campechana sauce, lime juice, avocado, shrimp, and pico de gallo - served with house-made tortilla chips.
Three grass-fed beef sliders, cooked your way and topped with cheddar cheese, pickles, and grilled onions.
Eight free-range chicken wings baked or fried tossed in your choice of buffalo, BBQ, lemon-pepper, chipotle, or garlic-parmesan - served with carrots, celery, and a side of ranch or blue cheese.
Three of our house-made hummus dips, sun-dried tomato and basil, jalapeno-cilantro, and traditional - served with warm pita bread.
Chickpea and tahini dip drizzled with olive oil and paprika - served with warm pita bread.
Falafel strips, fresh cucumbers, bell peppers, carrots, and celery - served with a side of our house-made traditional hummus.
A creamy three-cheese sauce with artichoke hearts and fresh spinach, topped with parmesan and diced tomatoes - served with house-made tortilla chips.
Hand-battered jumbo onion rings - served with avocado ranch dressing and BBQ sauce.
Six fried mozzarella sticks - served with marinara sauce and ranch dressing.
Our house-made queso topped with cilantro - served with our famous tortilla chips.
House-made tortilla chips topped with chile con queso, guacamole, sour cream, caramelized jalapenos, and pico de gallo.
Mixed greens, pumpkin and sunflower seeds, dried cranberries, and fresh blueberries and strawberries - served with our house-made watermelon vinaigrette dressing.
Romaine, shredded Monterey Jack, grilled chicken breast, chopped bacon, hard boiled egg, cherry tomatoes, avocado, and croutons - served with our house-made creamy blue cheese dressing.
A mix of kale and romaine, parmesan cheese, pickled red onions, sun-dried tomatoes, capers, and croutons - served with our house-made chipotle caesar dressing.
A mix of kale and romaine, parmesan cheese, cherry tomatoes, and cucumbers - topped with your choice of shawarma seasoned chicken breast or grass-fed beef tenderloin and served with our house-made caesar.
Romaine, feta cheese, black olives, sliced cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, pickled red onions, pepperoncinis, and fresh bell peppers - topped with a black olive crusted salmon filet and served with our greek dressing.
Mixed greens, steamed green beans, blistered cherry tomatoes, and blue cheese crumbles - topped with an organic grass-fed filet and served with our house-made balsamic vinaigrette.
6 oz all-natural grass-fed filet served with mashed potatoes and steamed veggies - finished with a garlic-herb butter sauc.e
12 oz all-natural grass-fed rib-eye served with shrimp-loaded mashed potatoes and sautéed bacon green beans - finished with a lemon-butter sauce and topped with grilled gulf shrimp.
Wild-caught salmon served with quinoa and grilled asparagus - finished with a lemon-butter sauce.
Gulf shrimp dressed in a creamy cilantro-lime butter sauce- served with steamed green beans and mashed potatoes.
Oven-roasted free-range chicken breast with a chipotle sauce and caramelized onions - served with grilled asparagus and mashed potatoes.
Free-range oven-baked chicken breast served with sauteed spinach, northern white beans, and tomato concasse.
Oven-roasted free-range chicken breast stuffed with mushrooms and prosciutto - served with sauteed green beans and mashed potatoes - finished with a spinach cream sauce.
6 oz organic grass-fed beef, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and onions - served on a wheat bun.
6 oz organic grass-fed beef, swiss cheese, sauteed mushrooms, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onions and our house-made mushroom dressing - served on a brioche bun.
6 oz organic grass-fed beef, blue cheese crumbles, applewood-smoked bacon, caramelized onions, lettuce, tomato, pickle, and our house-made blue cheese dressing - served on a brioche bun.
6 oz organic grass-fed beef, applewood-smoked bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onions, two OTK onion rings and our house-made bbq sauce - served on a brioche bun.
6 oz organic grass-fed beef, applewood-smoked bacon, fried egg, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickle, onions, and our house-made thousand island dressing - served on a brioche bun.
6 oz organic grass-fed beef, fresh mozzarella, grilled marinated tomatoes, basil, pesto, and a balsamic glaze - served on a wheat bun.
6 oz free-range ground turkey, fresh spinach, tomato, avocado, roasted bell peppers, and our house-made avocado ranch - served on a wheat bun.
Our house-made black bean patty, avocado, cactus relish, queso fresco, and house-made 1avocado ranch - served on a lettuce bun.
Lightly fried vegetable patty, tomato, pickle, and onions - served on a wheat bun with a side of our tahini sauce and traditional hummus.
Your choice of shawarma-seasoned chicken breast or grass-fed tenderloin, lettuce, tomatoes, and pickles - rolled in an organic spinach tortilla - served with a side of hummus, garlic toum and house-made tortilla chips.
Grilled chicken, cherry tomatoes, avocado, bacon, shredded monterey jack, and our house-made ranch dressing - rolled in an organic spinach tortilla and served with french fries.
Our house-made black bean patty, charred corn, avocado, cactus relish, queso fresco, shredded lettuce, and our avocado ranch dressing - rolled in a wheat tortilla and served with a side salad.
Our traditional hummus, cucumber, cherry tomatoes, avocado, fresh spinach, and alfalfa sprouts - rolled in a wheat tortilla and served with a side salad and balsamic dressing.
Two tacos with your choice of ground beef, chipotle chicken, beef fajita, or our famous turkey chili - topped with lettuce, pico de gallo, cheddar, and Monterey Jack - served on your choice of corn or hand-made flour tortillas, with a side of red and green salsa and queso.
Two fish tacos grilled or tempura-fried topped with cilantro, red cabbage pico de gallo, cotija cheese, and our house-made jalapeno-cilantro dressing - served on corn tortillas.
Two shrimp tacos grilled or tempura-fried topped with red cabbage, tempura-fried green onions, and chipotle dressing - served on flour tortillas.
Mozzarella, pepperoni, italian sausage, bacon, ground beef, caramelized onions, bell peppers, caramelized jalapenos, and mushrooms.
Mozzarella, pepperoni, and feta cheese - topped with fresh arugula.
Mozzarella pulled pork, and pineapples - topped with our house-made BBQ sauce.
Mozzarella, parmesan-alfredo sauce, grilled chicken, spinach, and mushrooms.
Mozzarella, pesto sauce, grilled chicken, tomatoes, and mushrooms.
Fresh mozzarella, tomato, basil, and olive oil.
Mozzarella, grilled zucchini, grilled squash, mushrooms, olives, artichokes, feta cheese, and olive oil - topped with fresh arugula.
Mozzarella topped with an herb blend - oregano, thyme, sumac - drizzled with olive oil and served with fresh cucumbers and tomatoes.
We'll start you off with marinara sauce and mozzarella, you choose the rest.
Steamed with pine nuts, golden raisins, and basil .
Lightly salted
Sprinkled with house-made seasoning.
Broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots.
Romaine, cherry tomatoes, and cucumber - with a side of ranch dressing.
Topped with cheddar and monterey jack cheese.
Baked mac and cheese - topped with toasted bread crumbs and fresh parsley.
Baked mac and cheese with fried chicken and buffalo sauce - topped with blue cheese and chives.
Baked mac and cheese with all-natural ground turkey chili - topped with diced tomatoes and fresh chives.
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Two house-made jumbo chocolate chip cookies topped with vanilla ice cream and drizzled with chocolate sauce. Baked fresh to order, but definitely worth the wait.
Authentic New York style cheesecake drizzled with caramel sauce.
Our house-made banana bread pudding served with a oven baked plantain and topped with french vanilla ice cream and caramel sauce.
A double-layered slice of chocolate decadence - iced with chocolate sauce.
chickpeas, sesame paste, drizzled with olive oil and paprika-served with warm pita
six mozzarella sticks served with marinara
eight onion rings served with a side of avocado ranch dressing.
eight organic chicken wings baked or fried - in buffalo, bbq, or lemon pepper sauce - Served with celery and carrot sticks; (ranch or blue cheese dressing)
Tortilla chips with chile con queso - Served with jalapeño, scallion, sour cream and pico de gallo. Addition: Organic turkey chili, organic ground turkey, organic ground beef, grilled chicken breast, or pulled pork $3.00 each
Gulf shrimp with mango salsa, pico de gallo, jicama, avocado, and chef's tortilla chips
Topped with cole slaw and spicy bbq sauce - Served with fries on a hawaiian roll
Topped with grilled onions, cheddar cheese, and pickles - Served with fries or a side salad
Brie, gouda, and flavored cheddar - Served with grapes, olives, and sesame crisps
Creamy Lime Sauce, pickled pico de gallo and escabeche juice.
House-made queso garnished with cilantro
A creamy three-cheese. Sauce with artichoke hearts, fresh spinach, and tomatoes- served with house-made tortilla chips
Fresh Campechana sauce, lime juice, avocado, shrimp, and pico de gallo- served with house-made tortilla chips.
Three of our house made hummus dips: sun-dried tomatoes and basil, jalapeño-cilantro, and tradition hummus- served with warm pita bread.
Falafel strips, fresh cucumbers, bell peppers, carrots, and celery- served with house made hummus.
Mixed greens, grains, dried cranberries, fresh blueberries and strawberries- tossed in our house made watermelon Vinegar dressing.
Romaine lettuce hearts, parmesan cheese, and croutons - Caesar dressing. Add Protein: Your choice of grilled salmon $5, blackened shrimp $5, or grilled chicken $3; Add Vegetarian: grilled portabella $3, or Falafel patty $3
Romaine lettuce hearts, kale, parmesan cheese, and croutons - House-made caesar dressing. Add Protein: Your choice of grilled salmon $5, blackened shrimp $5, or grilled chicken $3; Add Vegetarian: grilled portabella $3, or Falafel patty $3
Romaine, feta cheese, black olives, sliced cucumbers, cherry tomatoes, pickled red onion, pepperoncinis, and fresh bell peppers- topped with a black olive crusted salmon filet and tossed in house made Geek dressing.
Mixed greens, steamed green beans, blistered cherry tomatoes, and blue cheese crumbles- topped with an organic filet and tossed in house made balsamic vinaigrette
Romaine, shredded Monterey Jack cheese, grilled chicken,chopped bacon,hard boiled egg,, cherry tomatoes, avocado, and croutons- tossed in our house made ranch dressing
A mix of romaine and kale, Parmesan cheese, cherry tomatoes, and cucumbers- topped with your choice of shawarma seasoned chicken or beef tenderloin and tossed in house made Caesar dressing.
Our house made black bean patty, avocado, cactus Elisha, queso fresco, and house made avocado ranch- served on a lettuce bun.
Lightly fried vegetable patty, tomatoes, pickles, and onion- served on a lettuce bun with a side of house made hummus.
6-oz patty of premium organic beef. Choice of cheese: Cheddar, swiss, american, or feta and choice of side: salad, french or sweet potato fries.
6oz organic beef , applewood-smoked bacon, cheddar cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, pickles, two OTK onion rings, and BBQ sauce- served on a brioche bun.
Premium organic free-range ground turkey and arugula. Choice of cheese: Cheddar, swiss, american, or feta and choice of side: salad, french or sweet potato fries.
6-oz patty of premium organic beef, swiss cheese, and sautéed mushrooms. Choice of cheese: Cheddar, swiss, american, or feta and choice of side: salad, french or sweet potato fries.
6-oz patty, applewood smoked bacon, blue cheese, and caramelized onions. Choice of cheese: Cheddar, swiss, american, or feta and choice of side: salad, french or sweet potato fries.
6oz organic beef, fresh mozzarella, grilled marinated tomato, basil, pesto, and a balsamic glaze- served on a wheat bun.
12-oz rib-eye with lemon-butter sauce - Topped with gulf shrimp. Served with Loaded mashed potatoes and sautéed bacon green beans.
6-oz organic filet cut, flash-grilled to perfection. Served with steamed veggies and mashed potatoes.
Oven-baked free range chicken breast stuffed with mushrooms, and prosciutto- served with sautéed green beans, mashed potatoes and finished with a spinach cream sauce.
Wild-caught salmon - Topped with lemon-Butter served with quinoa and grilled asparagus.
Marinated gulf shrimp, lime cilantro cream butter sauce, and olive oil. Served with steamed veggies and mashed potatoes.
Topped with chipotle sauce and caramelized onions. Served with grilled asparagus and mashed potatoes.
Free-range oven baked chicken breast served with sautéed spinach, northern white beans, and tomato concussed.
Two tacos - Your choice of organic ground beef, grilled chicken breast, fajitas beef, or turkey chilli or fried avovado. - Topped with lettuce, pico de gallo, cheddar cheese and tomatillo salsa. Served wit corn of flour tortilla.
Your choice of Organic tenderloin or chicken breast rolled in organic spinach tortilla - Topped with sesame-garlic aioli, parsley, pickles, cucumbers, lettuce, and tomatoes - Served with a side of hummus, and a side salad or fries
Grilled chicken, cherry tomatoes, avocado, bacon, shradded monterey jack, and house made ranch dresing- rolld in a spinach tortilla and served with french fries
Our house made black bean patty, charred corn, avocado, cactus relish, queso fresco, and avocado ranch dressing- rolled in a wheat tortilla and served a side salad
Our traditional hummus, cucumber, cherry tomatos, avocado, fresh spinach, and alfaifa sprouts- rolled in a wheat tortilla and served with a side salad
Two fish tacos (grilled or tampura fried) topped with cilantro, red cabbage slaw, pico de gallo, cotija cheese, and house made jalapeno-cilantro dressing- served on cor tortillas
Pepperoni, italian sausage, bacon, caramelized onions, bell peppers, jalapeño, and mushrooms
mozzarella, pork and pineapple
Charbroiled chicken, spinach, mushrooms, parmesan, and alfredo sauce
Robust pepperoni and feta
Feta, olive oil, grilled zucchini, squash, basil, mushrooms, olives, arugula, and tomatoes
Fresh mozzarella, tomatoes, olive oil and fresh basil
Oregano-thyme-sumac mix, mozzarella - Topped with fresh cucumbers and tomatoes
choose your toppings.
choose from Coca-Cola, Sprite, Diet Coke, Dr. Pepper, Root Beer, Lemonade or Pink Drink
Steamed with pine nuts and golden raisins
Lightly salted
Sprinkled with seasoned salt
Broccoli, cauliflower, and carrots
Rmaine, cherry tomatoes, and cucumber- with a side of house made ranch
Topped with chedda and monterey jack cheese
Baked Mac & Cheese with all-natural ground turkey chili- topped with diced tomatoes and fresh chives
Baked Mac & Cheese topped with toasted bread crumbs ans fresh parsely
Baked Mac & Cheese with fried chicken and house made baffalo ssauce- topped with blue cheese crumbles and chives
Marieke gouda, grafton aged white cheddar, emmi roth gruyere, cambozola, quince, honey, Marcona almonds, crostini, prosciutto
With house-made tortilla chips.
Three beef sliders with cheddar and caramelized onions.
Topped with parmesan.
Our famous hummus, house-made pita.
With house-made tortilla chips.
Flash-fried - topped with red wine vinegar gastrique and queso fresco.
Voted best nachos in Texas! Chips, queso, guac, sour cream, jalapeños, pico de gallo.
Eight organic free-range chicken wings (baked or fried), carrots, celery, ranch buffalo, lemon-pepper, or garlic-parmesan.
Three seasonal hummus variations - served with house-made pita.
Oven-baked to perfection.
Black bean patty, avocado, queso fresco, cactus relish, ranch.
Fried egg, bacon, cheddar, red onion, lettuce, tomato, mayo.
Cheddar, marieke gouda, tomato-bacon jam, bacon, sambal mayo, guac, jalapeños.
Lettuce, tomato, pickle, onion.
Caramelized onion, cambozola, bacon, fig balsamic, pretzel bun.
Organic chicken, cheddar, tomato, arugula, balsamic.
Falafel patty, lettuce, tomato, pickle, challah bun, falafel sauce, hummus. Vegan.
Organic shawarma-seasoned chicken breast or grass-fed beef tenderloin, romaine, tomatoes, pickles, spinach tortilla - served with hummus, garlic toum, tortilla chips.
Two corn tortilla tacos with organic ground beef, mojo de ajo marinade, pico, lettuce.
Two corn tortilla tacos with organic chicken breast, chilmole marinade, pico, lettuce.
Two corn tortilla tacos topped with guacamole, pipian salsa, toasted pepitas, onions, cilantro, salsa roja, and fresh lime.
Organic chicken breast, cherry tomatoes, avocado, bacon, shredded Monterey jack, ranch dressing, spinach tortilla - served with french fries.
Hummus, cucumbers, tomatoes, avocado, spinach, alfalfa sprouts, spinach tortilla - served with a house salad.
Black bean patty, queso fresco, cactus relish, & ranch dressing - served with a house salad.
Two flour tortilla tacos with wild-caught cod, cilantro, red cabbage, pico, cotija cheese, jalapeño-cilantro dressing.
Marieke gouda, grafton aged white cheddar, emmi roth gruyere, cambozola, quince, honey, marcona almonds, crostini, prosciutto.
Two house-made cheddar biscuits topped with bacon and sausage gravy.
Banana nut bread rolled in cinnamon sugar and flash-fried - served with håagan-dazs ice cream & caramel sauce.
Organic stone-ground grits, creole cream sauce, blackened shrimp, fried cage-free egg.
Two flour tortilla tacos with potatoes & cage-free eggs.
Cage-free eggs, bacon, roasted peppers, cheddar-jack cheese - served with hash potatoes.
Mozzarella, pepperoni, feta cheese - topped with fresh arugula.
Mozzarella, oregano, thyme, sumac, olive oil - served with fresh cucumbers and tomatoes.
Mozzarella, alfredo sauce, grilled chicken, spinach, mushrooms.
We'll start you off with sauce & mozzarella.
Mozzarella, pesto sauce, grilled chicken, mushrooms.
Mozzarella, pepperoni, Italian sausage, bacon, ground beef, onions, bell peppers, jalapeños, mushrooms.
Fresh mozzarella, marinara sauce, basil, olive oil.
Mozzarella, bbq sauce, pulled pork, pineapples.
Mozzarella, mushrooms, olives, artichokes, feta cheese, olive oil - topped with fresh arugula.
Shrimp, house-made creole seasoned alfredo cream sauce, pasta.
Grass-fed filet served with mashed potatoes and asparagus.
Organic sous vide chicken breast served with asparagus & biryani quinoa.
Grilled wild-caught salmon, fig-balsamic glaze, biryani quinoa, asparagus.
Grass-fed rib-eye served with mashed potatoes & asparagus.
Banana bread pudding, caramelized banana, french vanilla ice cream, caramel sauce.
Authentic new york style cheesecake, caramel sauce, fresh berries.
Double-layered slice of decadence.
Fresh-baked jumbo chocolate chip cookies, vanilla ice cream, chocolate sauce.
Mixed greens, tomatoes, green beans, blue cheese, grass-fed filet, balsamic dressing.
Romaine, blue cheese, bacon, cage-free egg, tomatoes, avocado, croutons, organic chicken, mediterranean vinaigrette.
Kale, romaine, parmesan, tomatoes, cucumbers, organic shawarma seasoned chicken or grass-fed beef, chipotle caesar.
Kale, romaine, parmesan, red onions, croutons, chipotle caesar.
Romaine, cucumbers, tomatoes, red onions, pepperoncini, kalamata olives, feta, wild, caught salmon, mediterranean vinaigrette.
Mixed greens, pumpkin seeds, sunflower seeds, dried cherries, fresh berries, balsamic vinaigrette.
Last updated August 10, 2023