Nachos Dispensary

Bro, do you think aliens would understand us if we communicated to them with emojis? Nachos loaded with carne asada, beans, nacho cheese, pico de gallo

Bro, you ever wonder if life is a simulation? Nachos loaded with chicken, beans, nacho cheese, and pico de gallo.

Bro, why is there no East or West Dakota? Nachos loaded with shredded beef, beans, nacho cheese, and pico de gallo

Bro, do you think having smartphones attached to us all the time makes us count as cyborgs? Nachos loaded with carne asada, beans, nacho cheese, pico de gallo, spicy salsa, and jalapenos.

Bro, what is the point of Daylight Savings? Nachos loaded with guacamole, fajitas, beans, nacho cheese, pico de gallo

Bro, you ever wonder if life is a simulation? Nachos loaded with chicken, beans, nacho cheese, and pico de gallo.

Bro, you ever wonder if the reason you never see talk show hosts from the waist down is because they don’t have any pants on? Nachos loaded with chorizo, beans, nacho cheese, and pico de gallo

Bro, do you think aliens would understand us if we communicated to them with emojis? Nachos loaded with carne asada, beans, nacho cheese, pico de gallo

Bro, what? Nachos loaded with guacamole, fajitas, beans, tpico de gallo, spicy salsa, and jalapenos.

Bro, why is there no East or West Dakota? Nachos loaded with shredded beef, beans, nacho cheese, and pico de gallo

Bro, where’s my phone charger? Nachos loaded with al pastor, beans, nacho cheese, pico de gallo

Bro, if the past tense of “Break out” is “Broke out,” why is the past tense of “Freak out” not “Froke out?” Nachos loaded with carnitas, beans, nacho cheese, pico de gallo.

Bro, what is the point of Daylight Savings? Nachos loaded with guacamole, fajitas, beans, nacho cheese, pico de gallo

Bro, if I was a rapper, do you think I’d be any good? Nachos loaded with chicken, beans, nacho cheese, pico de gallo, spicy salsa, and jalapenos.

Bro, you picked the food yet? Nachos loaded with shredded beef, beans, nacho cheese, pico de gallo, spicy salsa, and jalapenos.

Bro, have you ever seen a dog wink? Nachos loaded with chorizo, beans, nacho cheese, pico de gallo, spicy salsa, and jalapenos.

Bro, if you hold your nose when you sneeze, will you explode? Nachos loaded with al pastor, beans, nacho cheese, pico de gallo, spicy salsa, and jalapenos.

Bro, why does cold water taste better than the same water when its warm? Nachos loaded with carnitas, beans, nacho cheese, pico de gallo, spicy salsa, and jalapenos.

Bro, do you think having smartphones attached to us all the time makes us count as cyborgs? Nachos loaded with carne asada, beans, nacho cheese, pico de gallo, spicy salsa, and jalapenos.