The Nacho Dispensary

Bro, you ever wonder if life is a simulation? Nachos loaded with chicken, beans, nacho cheese, tomatoes, cilantro, and onions.

Bro, you ever wonder if the reason you never see talk show hosts from the waist down is because they don’t have any pants on? Nachos loaded with chorizo, beans, nacho cheese, tomatoes, cilantro, and onions.

Bro, where’s my phone charger? Nachos loaded with al pastor, beans, nacho cheese, tomatoes, cilantro, and onions.

Bro, do you think aliens would understand us if we communicated to them with emojis? Nachos loaded with carne asada, beans, nacho cheese, tomatoes, cilantro, and onions.

Bro, what is the point of Daylight Savings? Nachos loaded with guacamole, fajitas, beans, nacho cheese, tomatoes, cilantro, and onions.

Bro, if I was a rapper, do you think I’d be any good? Nachos loaded with chicken, beans, nacho cheese, tomatoes, cilantro, onions, spicy salsa, and jalapenos.

Bro, you picked the food yet? Nachos loaded with shredded beef, beans, nacho cheese, tomatoes, cilantro, onions, spicy salsa, and jalapenos.

Bro, have you ever seen a dog wink? Nachos loaded with chorizo, beans, nacho cheese, tomatoes, cilantro, onions, spicy salsa, and jalapenos.

Bro, if you hold your nose when you sneeze, will you explode? Nachos loaded with al pastor, beans, nacho cheese, tomatoes, cilantro, onions, spicy salsa, and jalapenos.

Bro, do you think having smartphones attached to us all the time makes us count as cyborgs? Nachos loaded with carne asada, beans, nacho cheese, tomatoes, cilantro, onions, spicy salsa, and jalapenos.

Bro, what? Nachos loaded with guacamole, fajitas, beans, tomatoes, cilantro, onions, spicy salsa, and jalapenos.