Barbeque pork belly topped with cilantro lime slaw. Served with fries.
$9.49
Weirdo Liberal Crust
Thin crust pizza with olive oil, marinated tomatoes, and mozzarella.
$9.49
The Cowboy Crust
Thin crust pizza with house tomato sauce, cheddar, mozzarella, crispy chorizo, and jalapenos.
$8.99
The Smuggler Burger
65 percent seasoned beef 35 percent chorizo patty with roasted red peppers and manchego cheese. Served with fries.
$8.99
Shut Yo Mouth Apologize to Your Mother Fry
Chicken fried steak topped with green chile cream gravy. Served with TX toast and fries.
$9.99
Pizzas and Mo 'Fin Tacos
Three Tacos
Tacos are filled with our cilantro lime slaw, chipotle cream, sweet, and spicy onions, and topped with queso fresco crumbles. Served with chips and queso.
$8.99
The Cowboy Crust
Thin crust pizza with house tomato sauce, cheddar, mozzarella, crispy chorizo, and jalapenos.
$8.99
Weirdo Liberal Crust
Thin crust pizza with olive oil, marinated tomatoes, and mozzarella.
$9.49
The Mexican Stand Off Crust
Thin crust pizza with queso, chili, mozzarella, jalapenos, and fried onion strings.
$9.99
Sandburgers
The Juicy Lucie Burger
Seasoned 1-2 pound patty stuffed with American cheese, jalapenos, cilantro cream, and onion strings. Served with fries.
$7.99
Plain Ol Texas Burger
Seasoned 1/2 pound patty with American cheese, mustard, and ketchup. Served with fries.
$7.49
The Smuggler Burger
65 percent seasoned beef 35 percent chorizo patty with roasted red peppers and manchego cheese. Served with fries.
$8.99
The Fatty Boom Batty Sandwich
Old school chicken fried steak with melted American cheese, house aioli, lettuce, and marinated tomatoes on Texas toast. Served with green chile gravy smothered fries.
$9.99
Shut Yo Mouth Apologize to Your Mother Fry
Chicken fried steak topped with green chile cream gravy. Served with TX toast and fries.
$9.99
The Staple Sandwich
Grilled cheese sandwich with sweet and spicy caramelized onions on TX toast served with fries.
$6.99
Here Piggy Piggy Sandwich
Barbeque pork belly topped with cilantro lime slaw. Served with fries.
$9.49
Fatsos
Macaroni and Cheese Bites
Fried pepper Jack macaroni and cheese bites. Served with chipotle ranch.
$6.99
Big as Your Face Queso Nachos
Crispy chorizo, housemade chili, white queso, and jalapenos.
$7.49
Smothered Fries
Our crispy fries doused with creamy white queso, housemade chili, and jalapenos. Trust us when we say yum.
$6.99
Texas Cowboy Chili
Served with TX toast.
$6.99
Salads
Sledge Wedge Salad
A wedge of romaine lettuce served with marinated tomatoes, fried tortilla strips, and doused in homemade chipotle ranch.
$7.49
Cilantro Lime Grilled Chicken Salad
Romaine salad tossed in cilantro cream dressing, roasted red peppers, marinated tomatoes, cheddar cheese, topped with Rojo chicken, and fried tortilla strips.