Peppered turkey, white Cheddar, bacon, avocado, dark star mayonnaise on a ciabatta roll with lettuce, tomato, and red onion. Served with fries or tater tots.
$16.75
Wilbur’s Jumbo Deluxe Burger
Bacon, Cheddar, a fried egg, secret sauce, lettuce, tomato, red onion, and pickles. Served with fries or tater tots.
$17.50
Pepperoni Pizza
The traditional favorite! Made with our homemade dough.
$11.25
Black and Tan Brownie
Cream-ale sauce and vanilla bean ice cream.
$8.75
The Burgers
Wilbur’s Jumbo Deluxe Burger
Bacon, Cheddar, a fried egg, secret sauce, lettuce, tomato, red onion, and pickles. Served with fries or tater tots.
$17.50
Bacon Cheeseburger
Cheddar, bacon, lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, and secret sauce. Served with fries or tater tots.
$16.50
Captain Neon Burger
Blue cheese dressing, bacon, lettuce, tomato, red onion, and pickles. Served with fries or tater tots.
$16.50
Communication Breakdown Burger
Cheddar, grilled mushrooms, onions, bell peppers, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and secret sauce. Served with fries or tater tots.
$16.00
Dungeon Burger
Swiss cheese, grilled mushrooms, lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, and secret sauce. Served with fries or tater tots.
$16.00
Cheeseburger
Cheddar, lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, and secret sauce. Served with fries or tater tots.
$15.00
The Regular Burger
Lettuce, tomato, red onion, pickles, and secret sauce. Served with fries or tater tots.
$14.00
Mystic 18 Burger
Lightlife patty, vegan Mystic 18 sauce and creamy original Chao slice with lettuce, tomato, red onion, and pickles. Served with fries or tater tots.
$16.00
Sandwiches
Chickpea of the Sea Sandwich
Creamy chickpea-dill mash, lettuce, tomato, and pickles on toasted sourdough. Served with fries or tater tots.
$8.25
The Turn Turkey Sandwich
Peppered turkey, white Cheddar, bacon, avocado, dark star mayonnaise on a ciabatta roll with lettuce, tomato, and red onion. Served with fries or tater tots.
$16.75
Local Gyros Sandwich
Cucumber, red onion, lettuce, and tomato in a warm Greek-style pita. Served with fries or tater tots.
$14.75
Pub Grub
Hummus Mezze Pub Grub
Marinated olives, veggies, feta, and pita bread.
$13.75
T-N-T Basket Pub Grub
Crispy chicken tenders and tots with peppercorn Ranch and buttermilk coleslaw.
$13.75
Ale-Battered Fish and Chips Pub Grub
Wild Alaskan cod, fresh-cut fries, tartar sauce, and buttermilk coleslaw.
$16.00
Pizza
Cheese Pizza
Made with our homemade dough.
$9.75
Pepperoni Pizza
The traditional favorite! Made with our homemade dough.
$11.25
Tropical Storm Pizza
Pepperoni, pineapple, jalapeno, mozzarella, and Parmesan cheeses. Made with our homemade dough.
$14.00
Electric Mayhem Pizza
Pesto sauce, sun dried tomatoes, roasted garlic, Greek olives, fresh basil, feta, and mozzarella cheeses. Made with our homemade dough.
$14.25
Principal's Special Pizza
Canadian bacon, pepperoni, sausage, red onion, black olives, and mozzarella. Made with our homemade dough.
$14.75
Hammerhead BBQ Chicken Pizza
Garlic-roasted chicken, mozzarella, bell pepper, red onion, and fresh cilantro with hammerhead BBQ sauce. Made with our homemade dough.
$15.00
Kid's Menu
Kid’s Cheese Pizza
$4.75
Kid’s Pepperoni Pizza
$5.50
Freya's Garden
Hummus, ranch, pita bread, and veggie sticks.
$4.75
Lil' Dynamo
Crispy chicken tenders, tots, and ranch dressing.
$7.50
Scooby Snack Attack
Mini corn dogs and tater tots with ranch.
$5.75
Wee Rabbit Salad
Lettuce, cucumber, tomato, croutons, shredded Parmesan cheese, and ranch.
$4.00
Jerry's Slider
Locally made vegan patty on a bun with pickles 6 or double the fun with two mini burgers.
$9.00
Pocket Hercules Burger
All-natural beef patty and Cheddar cheese on a bun with pickles 6 or double the fun with two mini burgers. Choice of veggie sticks, fries, or tater tots.
$9.00
Sister Moon Grilled Cheese
Cheddar on grilled brioche.
$6.75
Sweets
Black and Tan Brownie
Cream-ale sauce and vanilla bean ice cream.
$8.75
Wheel of Fortune Ice Cream Sandwich
Ruby jewel vanilla bean ice cream and salty-sweet chocolate chip cookies dipped in dark chocolate and tie-dye sprinkles.
$6.00
Fries and More
Fresh-Cut Fries
Mystic 18 sauce.
$6.75
Cajun Tots
Peppercorn ranch.
$6.75
Scooby Snacks
Mini corn dogs served with yellow mustard.
$11.00
Soft Pretzel Sticks
Cheese and ale fondue.
$11.50
Dark Star Wings
Blue cheese dressing and celery sticks.
$9.25
Greens
Pub Green
Mixed lettuces, grape tomatoes, cucumber, marinated red onion, croutons, Parmesan cheese, and your choice of dressing.
$7.25
Hail! Caesar Green
Romaine, garlic croutons, Parmesan, and caesar dressing.
$7.75
Aztec Green
Romaine, corn and black bean salsa, avocado, tortilla strips, Cheddar cheese, tomato, jalapeno, cilantro, onion, and Chipotle dressing.
$9.25
Beverages
Soda Pop
$3.75
Lemonade and Iced Tea
$3.75
Real Apple Cider
$5.00
Last updated July 27, 2021
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