We love Fred Armisen and Carrie Brownstein! Two eggs, hash browns, and choice of toast.

Two eggs, hash browns, and toast.

Diced ham scrambled into two eggs, with hash browns and toast.

Corned beef hash with two eggs, hash browns, and toast.

Big ass ham slice, two eggs, hash browns, and toast.

Two juicy 4 oz pork chops, garnished with applesauce, two eggs, hash browns, and toast.

8 oz top sirloin center cut steak, two eggs, hash browns, and toast.

Country-fried steak, four eggs, double homemade sausage gravy, hash browns, and toast.

Breakfast sandwich on grilled sourdough with two eggs fried over hard, a slice of melted Tillamook cheddar cheese and your choice of either bacon, sausage patties or ham. comes with hash browns.

An English muffin with one egg, fried hard, Tillamook cheddar cheese, and your choice of either bacon, sausage patty or deli-sliced ham. comes with hash browns.

Big ass hot buttermilk biscuits, smothered with homemade country gravy, made from scratch with sausage and cream.

With brown sugar, margarine.

Yummy grits with shredded Tillamook cheddar cheese on top.

With brown sugar, margarine.

Yummy cheeseburger with sliced ham and a fried egg on top, and Tillamook cheddar cheese.

Delectable 1/3 pound cheeseburger with Tillamook cheddar cheese.

Delicious 1/3 pound beef patty, slice of Tillamook cheddar cheese, and tangy bbq sauce.

Delicious1/3 pound bacon cheeseburger with bacon slices, and Tillamook cheddar cheese.

Succumb to the rich flavor of grilled mushrooms and Tillamook cheddar cheese.

Bacon mushroom cheeseburger, with mushrooms, bacon slices and Tillamook cheddar cheese.

Chili cheeseburger, served open face, with beef chili on top of a 1/3 pound all beef patty and Tillamook cheddar cheese. Onions on request.

Double bacon cheeseburger with two all beef patties, bacon slices, Tillamook cheddar cheese.

Vicious meat burger with bleu cheese crumbles and bacon.

Delicious veggie cheeseburger with Tillamook cheddar cheese.

Fresh spinach, mushrooms, and Tillamook cheddar cheese.

Bacon and ham and sausage and Tillamook cheddar omelette.

Diced ham, tomatoes, Tillamook cheddar cheese, mushrooms, onions, and green peppers.

Green peppers, tomatoes, mushrooms, onions and Tillamook cheddar cheese.

Totally cheesy omelette.

Beef chili and Tillamook cheddar cheese omelette. Onions on request.

Four egg omelette. No cheese.No strangers, no candy.

With pepper jack cheese, sour cream and homemade salsa on the side.

Stack of two buttermilk pancakes, two eggs.

Stack of two buttermilk pancakes with two eggs.

Stack of two buttermilk pancakes.

Hot, rich, and stacked. Pancakes only.

Crisp bacon, four slices, cooked right the fuck into the pancakes.

Three slices of homemade french toast.

Three slices of homemade french toast. With two eggs.

Three slices of homemade french toast.

Three slices of homemade french toast, two eggs.

Beautiful, stacked and augmented with deliciousness. Pancakes only

Crisp green leaf lettuce, mushrooms, tomatoes, red cabbage, cucumbers, carrots and croutons.

Strips of ham and turkey, swiss and Tillamook cheddar cheese, atop a bed of fresh lettuce, with tomatoes, cucumbers, carrots, red cabbage, egg wedges, and croutons.

Hot pita bread, sliced into sixths, served with sliced tomatoes, homemade hummus and cucumber slices.

A grilled flour tortilla stuffed with pepper jack cheese, seasoned ground beef, black olives, onions, and tomatoes. Homemade salsa and sour cream served on the side.

Plate of fries or tater tots, smothered in pepper jack cheese, topped with seasoned ground beef, black olives,tomatoes, and onions. Homemade salsa, guacamole, and sour cream on the side.

Crisp flour tortilla bowl filled with seasoned ground beef, lettuce, black olives, shredded Tillamook cheddar cheese,and tomatoes. Homemade salsa, guacamole, and sour cream on the side.

A hearty bowl of beef chili, sprinkled with Tillamook cheddar cheese, and a dollop of sour cream. Served with a hot grilled biscuit. •onions on request.

The Roxy's famous basket of french fries includes a side of ranch dressing.

Basket of tots with side of ranch.

Plate of french fries or tater tots, with melted Tillamook cheddar cheese, grilled onions, garlic, and a side of sour cream.

Plate of french fries or tater tots, slathered in beef chili and melted Tillamook cheddar cheese.

Plate of french fries or tater tots, covered with beef chili and Tillamook cheddar cheese, with onion rings on top.

Basket of battered onion rings with a side of ranch dressing.

Basket of fries or tater tots, topped with onion rings and a side of ranch dressing.

Basket of clam strips over french fries or tater tots. Includes tartar sauce and lemon wedges.

Shrimp basket over fries or tater tots. Includes cocktail sauce and lemon wedges.

Chicken breast strips basket over french fries or tater tots with a side of ranch dressing.

Deep fried battered cod and french fries or tater tots with tartar sauce and lemon wedges.

A generous platter of clam strips, fried shrimp, chicken strip, and onion rings, on a bed of french fries or tater tots, accompanied by sides of cocktail sauce, ranch dressing, tartar sauce, and lemon wedges.

Grilled Tillamook cheddar cheese, bacon, tomatoes,and guacamole on whole wheat bread.

Grilled black forest ham with Tillamook cheddar cheese on sourdough bread.

Grilled black forest ham with Tillamook cheddar cheese on sourdough bread.

Sliced smoked turkey, grilled with Tillamook cheddar cheese on sourdough bread.

Grilled smoked turkey, Tillamook cheddar cheese, bacon, sliced tomato, and guacamole on sourdough bread.

Hot sliced beef served open face on grilled sourdough bread.

Hot sliced turkey served open face on grilled sourdough bread.

One third pound beef patty with guacamole, bacon strips, swiss cheese, tomato slices, and bbq sauce on grilled rye bread.

Beef patty, swiss cheese, tomato slices, and bbq sauce on grilled on rye bread.

Tuna melt with Tillamook cheddar cheese on grilled rye bread.

Sliced roast beef on a grilled hoagie roll, garnished with au jus.

Roast beef on a grilled hoagie roll with mushrooms and Swiss cheese garnished with au jus.

Sliced roast beef, served on a hoagie roll with grilled onions and cream cheese, garnished with au jus.

Grilled Monte Cristo sandwich, with swiss cheese, bacon, turkey, and ham, on battered egg bread, dusted with powdered sugar.

Grilled Tillamook cheddar cheese with tomato slices on sour dough bread.

Country fried steak, served on an onion bun, with mayonnaise, lettuce, tomato, pickles,and Tillamook cheddar cheese.

A nice gay bacon, lettuce and tomato sandwich with mayo.

Sliced roast beef with cheese, on sourdough with lettuce, tomato, mayo, and pickles.

Triple decker club sandwich on toasted sourdough with bacon, turkey, ham, Tillamook cheddar cheese, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and mayonnaise.

Triple decker club sandwich on toasted sourdough with all turkey, bacon, Tillamook cheddar cheese, swiss cheese, lettuce, tomato, pickles, and mayonnaise.

Fresh sliced black forest ham with cheese, on rye, with mayo, lettuce, tomato, and pickles.

Fresh sliced turkey breast with cheese, on sourdough with mayo, lettuce, tomato, and pickles.

Bitchy cold tuna salad on sourdough, with mayo, lettuce, tomato, attitude, and pickles.

Mocha with vanilla, whipped cream & sprinkles.

Mocha with vanilla, whipped cream & sprinkles.

Mocha with vanilla, whipped cream & sprinkles.

Mocha with vanilla, whipped cream & sprinkles.

Mocha with vanilla, whipped cream & sprinkles.

Espresso with lots of foam.

Espresso with lots of foam

Espresso with lots of foam.

Espresso with lots of foam.

Espresso and house coffee.

Espresso and house coffee.

Espresso and house coffee.

Espresso and house coffee.

Espresso and house coffee.

Steamed milk with one shot of Torani.

House coffee & steamed milk.

Add a shot of espresso.

Rich, dense, frosted chocolate layer cake with chocolate frickin’ everywhere! Garnished withchocolate sauce and whipped cream.

Drizzled with strawberries or chocolate sauce, and topped with whipped cream.

Triple layer, super moist carrot cake with cream cheese frosting.

Per Person, served in personal pot.

With lemon wedge, and honey on request.

Served with lemon wedge.

16 oz.