Top sirloin patty (hormone-free and additive-free), Burger Addict Cheese, caramelized onions, and garlic aioli. A great burger, full stop.

Top sirloin patty (hormone-free and additive-free), Burger Addict Cheese, caramelized onions, garlic aioli, with a big dose of Cajun spices. A great burger gets some wild craziness.

Top sirloin patty (hormone-free and additive-free), Burger Addict Cheese, lettuce, raw onion, tomato, pickle, and parsley aioli. A sophisticated take on the traditional American burger.

Top sirloin patty (hormone-free and additive-free), Burger Addict Cheese, pastrami, slaw, lettuce, and cracked black pepper sauce. It’s so good, AWESOME just wedged itself into the name.

Chicken, Burger Addict cheese, lettuce, onion, tomato, pickle and parsley and aioli on a bun.

Burger Addict Cheese, lettuce, raw onion, tomato, pickle, parsley aioli, with a chicken breast cooked in Cajun spices. Just like Mom used to make, if your mom was from Louisiana and named Marcus.

Top sirloin patty (hormone-free and additive-free), Burger Addict Cheese, thick-cut bacon with bacon sauce. If you need convincing on this, I can’t help you. I wouldn’t know what to say.

Top sirloin patty (hormone-free and additive-free), Burger Addict Cheese, thick-cut bacon with bacon sauce, and some Cajun seasoning. A must have.

Top sirloin patty (hormone-free and additive-free), Burger Addict Cheese, thick-cut bacon, fried egg, and parsley aioli. Again, you’re either on board, or you’re not. We’re not kidding around here.

Top sirloin patty (hormone-free and additive-free), Burger Addict Cheese, thick-cut bacon, lettuce, tomato, avocado, and bacon sauce. All the best things in the world, ever, on a bun.

Top sirloin patty (hormone-free and additive-free), Burger Addict Truffle Cheese, truffle aioli, sautéed mushrooms and truffle combine to make this a lifechanging burger. Religions have been founded on less.

12-hour smoked brisket, mustard seed coleslaw, and Carolina BBQ sauce. You screamed “YES!” when you read “brisket”, didn’t you?

A small order of our hand-cut fries from Idaho russet potatoes, fried in premium oil, tossed with sea salt and pepper. No high-fructose corn syrup here… OK, this isn’t the most shareable side we make. It’s not so huge that you can’t easily cut your supposed “friends” out and just eat it all yourself. What have they done for you, anyway?

It’s a large mound of our hand-cut fries, tossed with Cajun spices. This is meant to be shared, you big selfish fry monster.

A pile of awesome fries, too much for one normal human, that is tossed with sea salt and cracked black pepper and roasted garlic. Enjoy.

A large serving of our incredible hand-cut fries, tossed with roasted garlic and Cajun spices. Because you want everything on your fries, don't you?

A large order of our delicious hand-cut fries, topped with truffle, shaved parmesan, and parsley. Caesars didn’t feast this well.

A vegan patty made from farro and black beans, seasoned like a boss, topped with lettuce, tomato, and parsley gremolata, on a flourless bun. You can’t this anywhere else. Even if you eat meat, this is awesome.

Two gluten-free corn tortillas, filled with crispy fried cauliflower and sautéed mushrooms, with radish, spring onion, sesame seeds, and a tahini-lemon dressing. A full life now includes having these.

A bed of lettuce, topped with sautéed mushrooms and truffle, with zucchini, green beans, tomatoes, peas, and a black pepper dressing. If you need a low-carb reason to live, here you go.

A can of Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, or a Bottled Water.

A fresh 12 oz. milkshake made with real whole milk, real vanilla ice cream, and Ghirardelli chocolate syrup.

A fresh 12 oz. milkshake made with real whole milk, real vanilla ice cream, and Ghirardelli sea-salt caramel syrup.

A fresh 12 oz. milkshake made with real whole milk, real vanilla ice cream, and real strawberries.

A fresh 12 oz. milkshake made with real whole milk and real vanilla ice cream.

Feeds 2-3. Our Mac & Cheese is amazing, cooked to order with our own housemade cheese sauce. You can’t get this from a packet of powdered Cheezfood™…

Feeds 2-3. So you have a base of incredible housemade Mac & Cheese, and then, if you can believe it, we dump a pile of our life-changing bacon on top. As they tell me the kids say these days, NOM NOM NOM.

Mac & Cheese, I can only describe it so many times, but it’s great, and we season it with Cajun spices and top it with our Cajun-spice-sautéed chicken breast. It’s awesome, trust me.

Mac & Cheese, housemade cheese sauce, you’ll love it, with mushroom, zucchini, green beans, peas, and Parmesan cheese. Go for it, yeah?

Feeds 2-3. Our 12-hour smoked brisket topping a bed of our bestyou’ve-ever-had Burger Addict Mac & Cheese. Achievements in Mac & Cheese is being added as a Nobel category because of this.

Feeds 2-3. Burger Addict Mac & Cheese, with sautéed mushrooms and truffle, topped with shaved parmesan… unbeatable. You have to try it to understand.