Order online delivery from Smarty Pants to enjoy some of the best bar food in Seattle. Looking to find the cheapest way to order Smarty Pants? Choose the most affordable, or the quickest delivery...show more
Salsa, cheese, sour cream, jalapenos.
Fresh homemade hummus, toasted pita bread, cucumber, tomato, peperoncini and red onion.
A healthy portion of corn chips topped with melted cheese, black olives, sour cream, jalapenos, salsa and avocado spread.
A meal sized serving of our meat or veggie chili atop a bed of Frito. Finished with green onion, cheddar cheese, jalapenos and sour cream. Dee-lish.
Said to be the best this side of the Duwamish. Served with green onion and grated cheddar cheese.
Said to be the best this side of the Duwamish. Served with green onion and grated cheddar cheese.
Mixed greens tossed with our zesty dressing, served on a bed of corn chips. Topped with chicken, cheddar cheese, sour cream, avocado spread, salsa and black olives.
Mixed greens with red cabbage, carrot, tomato, cucumber and croutons. Tossed in the dressing of your choice.
Mixed greens tossed with chunks of chicken, bacon, gorgonzola cheese, red cabbage, macaroni, green onion, tomato and our Tiptop dressing.
Mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. Topped with ham or turkey, swiss and cheddar cheese and hardboiled egg.
Mixed greens tossed with parmesan cheese, grilled chicken, garlic croutons and our zesty caesar dressing. Mixed greens tossed with parmesan cheese, grilled chicken, garlic croutons and our zesty caesar dressing.
Served with hash browns, baked beans and toast.
One egg scrambled or fried topped with cheddar, tomato and trouble sauce on a toasted English muffin.
Turkey, ham and swiss cheese on french toast with a fried egg. Served with hash browns.
A bed of veggie or meat chili topped with three scrambled eggs, cheese, sour cream and jalapenos. Served with hash browns and toast.
Two homemade buttermilk biscuits topped with our scratch made mushroom gravy and two eggs.
Savory house-cured and roasted corned beef with garlic, onion, peppers, potatoes and two eggs. Served with toast.
Scrambled eggs with corn tortilla chips, cheese and salsa. Topped with sour cream and green onions and served with hash browns.
Split English muffin topped with ham, poached eggs and hollandaise. Served with hash browns.
Grilled chicken with onions, bacon and jack cheese on a bed of scrambled eggs. Served with a side of hash browns and trouble.
Two eggs fried in the center of toast. Served with hash browns and beans.
Two eggs any style, carne asada, homemade salsa verde and corn tortillas topped with sour cream, red onion and queso fresco.
Split English muffin topped with spinach, tomato, poached eggs and hollandaise. Served with hash browns.
Three eggs, sausage, spinach, onion, mushroom, tomato and parmesan cheese.
Three eggs, ham or field roast apple maple, onions, garlic and bell peppers topped with cheese.
Three eggs, sausage, ham, bacon and cheese topped with sour cream and green onion.
Three eggs, our homemade breakfast sausage, onions and mushrooms. Topped with parmesan.
Three eggs, field roast Mexican chipotle sausage, tomatoes and onions. Topped with queso fresco and green onions.
A flour tortilla stuffed with scrambled eggs, cheese and black beans topped with salsa, sour cream and avocado spread.
Chorizo or Field Roast Mexican Chipotle sausage ride along with scrambled eggs, cheese and salsa in a flour tortilla topped with sour cream and green onions.
Spicy marinated chicken and pinto beans mix it up with scrambled eggs and cheese in a flour tortilla topped with sour cream and salsa.
Carne asada, pinto beans, scrambled eggs and cheese in a flour tortilla served wet with our homemade salsa verde and topped with sour cream.
Three pieces.
Marinated and slow roasted chicken breast shredded and topped with provolone, giardiniera, lettuce and mayo. Served on a french roll.
Sliced chicken breast grilled with onion, monterey jack cheese and bacon. Served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato and trouble sauce.
Slow roasted succulent pork and grilled onions topped with slaw, Monterrey jack cheese and our BBQ sauce. Served on a toasted french roll.
Thinly sliced, perfectly seasoned house-roasted beef served on a french roll and topped with sweet peppers, giardiniera and juice.
With turkey, corned beef or field roast. A classic reuben with your choice of meat sliced thin, topped with kraut, swiss cheese and our classic sauce. Grilled to perfection on marble rye.
Grilled turkey with our own avocado spread, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion and mayo. Served on a toasted french roll.
A generous portion of coppa, genoa salami, ham and provolone cheese topped with lettuce, oil and vin, oregano, mayo and giardiniera. Served on a toasted french roll.
Rich house roasted beef or chicken breast grilled with onions, green peppers and swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll with our horseradish sauce.
Lean ham grilled with Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll then topped with lettuce, tomato, mayo and onion.
Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato and cheddar piled high on three slices of toasted sourdough with mayo and avocado spread.
Savory ham, smoked bacon and swiss cheese topped with a tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato and peperoncini. Served on a toasted french roll with mayo.
Sliced chicken breast grilled with BBQ sauce then topped with monterey jack cheese, red onion and bacon. Served on a toasted french roll.
Avocado spread, monterey jack and cheddar cheeses, red onion and tomato. Grilled on sourdough.
A toasted french roll envelopes all your favorite veggies. Served with lettuce, tomato, avocado spread, onion, cucumber, Monterrey jack cheese and hummus.
Thinly sliced turkey breast grilled with swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll with lettuce, onion, tomato and mayo.
Our succulent slow-roasted pork topped with fresh lime juice, lettuce and tomato. Put to bed on a grilled french roll with mayo.
Thinly sliced house roasted beef and swiss cheese grilled and topped with our horseradish sauce. Served on a toasted french roll with homemade au jus.
Our homemade tuna salad with mayo, tomato and cheddar cheese. Grilled to perfection on sourdough.
An American classic. Bacon, lettuce and tomato topped with sliced hard-boiled egg. Served on toasted sourdough with mayo.
Tender shredded chicken breast scratch made sauce and cheese wrapped in 3 corn tortillas. Topped with cream and green onions. Served with Spanish rice and pinto beans
Three tacos filled with your choice of chicken or carne asada topped with cilantro and onion and our homemade fire roasted salsa. Served with spanish rice and pinto beans
Fire roasted poblanos stuffed with shredded chicken breast, cheddar and rice. Topped with our creamy polano sauce, queso fresco, crema and green onion. Served with Spanish rice and pinto beans.
Our signature sandwich! Sliced chicken breast grilled with onion, Monterey Jack cheese, and bacon. Served on a toasted French rill then topped with lettuce, tomato, and trouble sauce. Can also be made with Field Roast. Gluten free wrap available.
Thinly sliced roasted beef and Swiss cheese grilled and topped with our horsedradish sauce. Served on a toasted French roll with au jus. Can substitute the roast beef with Vegetarian Field Roast if you prefer
Mixed greens tossed with chunks of chicken, bacon, gorgonzola cheese, red cabbage, macaroni, green onion, tomato, and our tiptop dressing.
Turkey, baon, lettuce, tomato and cheddar piled high on three slices of sourdough bread with mayo and fresh avocado spread.
Mixed greens red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons, and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. Topped with roast beef or turkey, Swiss and Cheddar cheese, and hardboiled egg.
Salsa, cheese, sour cream, and jalapenos.
A healthy portion of corn chips topped with melted cheese, sour cream, jalapeños, salsa and fresh avocado spread. Add chicken, pork, carne asada, or field roast for 2.95
Mixed greens with red cabbage, carrot, tomato, cucumber, and croutons. Tossed in the dressing of your choice.
Mixed greens tossed with chunks of chicken, bacon, gorgonzola cheese, red cabbage, macaroni, green onion, tomato, and our tiptop dressing.
Mixed greens red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons, and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. Topped with roast beef or turkey, Swiss and Cheddar cheese, and hardboiled egg.
New and Gluten Free! Quinoa, mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, avocado spread, cilantro, green onion and queso fresco. With our Go Juice Vinegarette
Like the TroubleMaker? Then you'll Love this! Mixed greens, bacon green onion and tomato topped with our Go Juice vinaigrette and Trouble Maker grilled chicken
Shredded iceberg, red cabbage and carrot mixed with a generous portion of bacon topped with a three cheese blend homemade ranch and salsa.
Our homemade tuna salad on bed of mixed greens, shredded carrot topped with our spicy pickled red cabbage and onion, diced tomato. Go Juice vinaigrette.
Mixed greens, red cabbage, coppa, genoa salami, Hempler ham and provolone topped with giardinera and blue cheese dressing.
Mixed greens, red cabbage, bacon, bbq chicken and giardinera topped with homemade ranch.
Mixed greens, shredded carrot, diced tomato topped with our spicy pickled red cabbage and inion, slow roasted pulled pork, avocado, green onion and queso fresco. Go Juice Vinaigrette
Greens, tomatos, green onion, cheddar cheese, sour cream, avocado spread, salsa, tortilla strips and our Special dressing. Add Grilled chicken, carne asada, or pulled pork for $4
Green leaf and romaine tossed with parmesan cheese, grilled chicken, garlic croutons and zesty Ceasar dressing.
Marinated and slow roasted chicken breast shredded and topped with provolone, giardiniera, lettuce, and mayonnaise. Served on a French roll. Don't want bread? No problem - wrap it up in a gluten free wrap! Also available with Vegetarian Field Roast
Our signature sandwich! Sliced chicken breast grilled with onion, Monterey Jack cheese, and bacon. Served on a toasted French rill then topped with lettuce, tomato, and trouble sauce. Can also be made with Field Roast. Gluten free wrap available.
Rich roasted beef or chicken breast, or Field Roast with onions, green peppers, and Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted French roll with our horseradish sauce. Don't want the bread? Well wrap it up in a Gluten free wrap!
Lean ham grilled with Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted French roll then topped with lettuce, tomato, mayonnaise, and onion. Gluten free wrap available. Can also substitute Field Roast for the ham.
Thinly sliced roasted beef and Swiss cheese grilled and topped with our horsedradish sauce. Served on a toasted French roll with au jus. Can substitute the roast beef with Vegetarian Field Roast if you prefer
Thinly sliced perfectly seasoned roasted beef served on a French roll and topped with sweet peppers, giardiniera, and juice. Can be rolled in a Gluten free wrap, or made with Vegetarian Field Roast!
A generous portion of coppa, Genoa salami, ham, and provolone cheese topped with lettuce, oil, and vin, oregano, mayonnasie, and giardinera. Served on a toasted French roll. Can also be wrapped in a Gluten free wrap!
Savory ham, smoked bacon and Swiss cheese topped with a tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato, and pepperoncini. Served on a toasted French roll with mayonnaise. Gluten free wrap available.
Sliced chicken breast grlled with BBQ sauce then topped with Monterey Jack cheese, red onion, and bacon. Served on a toasted French roll. Don't want bread? Roll it in a gluten free wrap. Can also substitute Vegetarian Field Roast in place of chicken.
Vegetarian Field Roast grilled with onions and vinegarette on french roll with our house made giardinera, shredded lettuce, oil and vinegar.
Slow roasted succulent pork and grilled onions topped with slaw, Monterey Jack cheese, and our BBQ sauce. Served on a toasted roll.
Our homemade tuna salad with hard boiled egg, green onion and mahogany topped with cheddar cheese and tomato and grilled to perfection no sourdough.
Turkey, baon, lettuce, tomato and cheddar piled high on three slices of sourdough bread with mayo and fresh avocado spread.
An American classic. Bacon, lettuce, and tomato, topped with sliced hard-boiled egg. Served on toasted sourdough with may
Served with green onion and grated Cheddar cheese, jalapeños, sour cream...the works!
A meal sized serving of our meat or veggie chili atop a bed of Fritos. Finished with green onions, cheddar cheese, jalapeños, and sour cream. Dee-lish!
Field Roast Mexican Chipotle sausage with scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese and salsa wrapped in a flour tortilla and topped with sour cream and green onions. Served with hash browns.
Three eggs scrambled, bacon, Hempler ham, green pepper, cheddar cheese and onion. Served with hash browns and toast
Split English muffin topped with ham, poached eggs, and hollandaise. Served with Hash browns.
Grilled chicken with onions, bacon and jack cheese on a bed of scrambled eggs. Served with hash browns and Troublemaker sauce.
Split English muffin topped with smoked bacon, trilled tomato, fresh avocado spread, poached eggs, and hollandaise. Served with Hash browns.
One egg scrambled or fried with cheddar, tomato and Troublemaker sauce on an English muffin. Add bacon, ham or spinach for two dollars
Grilled chicken with onions, bacon and jack cheese on a bed of scrambled eggs. Served with hash browns and Troublemaker sauce.
Three slices of Texas toast battered and grilled, served with a side of fruit.
Turkey, Hempler ham and Swiss cheese on French toast with a fried egg. Served with hash browns.
Three eggs any style with hash browns and toast. Add bacon, ham, or spinach for $2
Split English muffin topped with ham, poached eggs, and hollandaise. Served with Hash browns.
Split English muffin topped with fresh spinach, tomato, poached eggs, and hollandaise. Served with Hash browns.
Split English muffin topped with avocado, queso fresco, poached eggs, and our house roasted poblano pepper sauce. Served with Hash browns.
Three eggs scrambled, chorizo and black beans, topped with queso fresca and green onions. Served with hash browns and toast
Three eggs scrambled, bacon, Hempler ham, green pepper, cheddar cheese and onion. Served with hash browns and toast
Split English muffin topped with smoked bacon, trilled tomato, fresh avocado spread, poached eggs, and hollandaise. Served with Hash browns.
Field Roast Mexican Chipotle sausage with scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese and salsa wrapped in a flour tortilla and topped with sour cream and green onions. Served with hash browns.
Black beans, scrambled eggs and cheddar cheese, wrapped in a flour tortilla and topped with sour cream fresh avacado spread and salsa. Served with fresh hash browns,