Smarty Pants Garage

Two eggs any style with hash browns and toast.

Two buttermilk pancakes with maple syrup and butter.

Two pancakes, two eggs, and two strips of bacon.

Savory house-cured and roasted corned beef with garlic, onion, peppers, potatoes, and two eggs. Served with toast.

Grilled chicken with onions, bacon, and jack cheese on a bed of scrambled eggs. Served with hash browns and Troublemaker sauce.

Yukon gold potatoes, apples, onion, garlic, and cheddar cheese.

Split English muffin topped with ham, poached eggs, and hollandaise. Served with hash browns. Make it eggs Florentine with fresh spinach and tomato for the same price.

Split English muffin topped with avocado, queso fresco, poached eggs, and our house-roasted poblano pepper sauce. Served with hash browns.

Two eggs any style, carne asada, homemade salsa verde, and corn tortillas topped with sour cream, red onion, and queso fresco.

Grilled carne asada and scrambled eggs fill two flour tortillas and get finished off with homemade fire-roasted tomato salsa, queso fresco, and avocado. Served with hash browns.

Field Roast Mexican Chipotle sausage with scrambled eggs, cheddar cheese, and salsa wrapped in a flour tortilla and topped with sour cream and green onions. Served with hash browns.

Three eggs, sausage, spinach, onion, mushroom, tomato, and parmesan cheese. Served with hash browns and toast.

Three eggs, slow-roasted pork, and cheddar cheese topped with sour cream and crispy onions. Served with hash browns and toast.

Three eggs, ham, cheddar cheese, onions, and red and green peppers. Served with hash browns and toast.

Two slices of thick-cut Texas toast battered and grilled.

Grilled turkey, ham, and Swiss on french toast with a fried egg. Served with potato salad, fries, or hash browns.

Scrambled eggs topped with cheddar cheese, tomato, red onion, and Troublemaker sauce on a toasted french roll. Add bacon or ham. Served with potato salad, fries, or hash browns.

Our fresh ground 1/4 lb patty is flame-grilled and topped with American cheese, onion, pickle, and Troublemaker Sauce. Served with potato salad, fries, or hash browns.

Sliced chicken breast grilled with onion, Monterey Jack, and bacon served on a french roll and topped with lettuce, tomato, and trouble sauce. Served with potato salad, fries, or hash browns.

Turkey, bacon, lettuce, tomato, and cheddar piled high on three slices of toasted sourdough with mayo and avocado spread. Served with potato salad, fries, or hash browns.

An American classic. Bacon, lettuce, and tomato with hard-boiled egg served on toasted sourdough with mayo. Served with potato salad, fries, or hash browns.

Rich roast beef or chicken breast grilled with onions, peppers, and swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll with our horseradish sauce. Served with potato salad, fries, or hash browns.

Slow roasted succulent pork and grilled onions topped with coleslaw, Monterey jack cheese, and BBQ sauce. Served on a toasted french roll. Served with potato salad, fries, or hash browns.

Marinated and slow-roasted chicken breast shredded and topped with provolone, giardiniera, lettuce, and mayo. Served on a toasted french roll. Potato salad, fries, or hash browns.

Grilled turkey with our avocado spread, Monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo. Served on a toasted french roll. Served with potato salad, fries, or hash browns.

Marinated and slow-roasted chicken breast shredded and topped with provolone, giardiniera, lettuce, and mayo. Served on a French roll. Come with your choice of potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw, and a pickle. Sub green salad, soup, or chili.

Sliced chicken breast grilled with onion, Monterey jack cheese, and bacon. Served on a toasted French roll then topped with lettuce, tomato, and trouble sauce. Come with your choice of potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw, and a pickle. Sub green salad, soup, or chili.

Thinly sliced, perfectly seasoned house-roasted beef served on a French roll and topped with sweet peppers, giardiniera, and juice. Come with your choice of potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw, and a pickle. Sub green salad, soup, or chili.

Thinly sliced house roasted beef and Swiss cheese grilled and topped with our horseradish sauce. Served on a toasted french roll with homemade au jus. Come with your choice of potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw, and a pickle. Sub green salad, soup, or chili.

Rich house-roasted beef or chicken breast grilled with onions, green peppers, and Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll with our horseradish sauce. Come with your choice of potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw, and a pickle. Sub green salad, soup, or chili.

Field roast grilled with onions and vinaigrette on a french roll with our house-made giardiniera, shredded lettuce, oil, and vinegar. Come with your choice of potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw, and a pickle. Sub green salad, soup, or chili.

A generous portion of coppa, genoa salami, ham, and provolone cheese topped with lettuce, oil & vin, oregano, mayo, and giardiniera. Served on a toasted French roll. Come with your choice of potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw, and a pickle. Sub green salad, soup, or chili.

Lean ham grilled with Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted French roll then topped with lettuce, tomato, mayo, and onion. Come with your choice of potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw, and a pickle. Sub green salad, soup, or chili.

Savory ham, smoked bacon, and Swiss cheese topped with a tangy vinaigrette, lettuce, tomato, and pepperoncini. Served on a toasted French roll with mayo. Come with your choice of potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw, and a pickle. Sub green salad, soup, or chili.

Sliced chicken breast grilled with BBQ sauce then topped with Monterey jack cheese, red onion, and bacon. Served on a toasted French roll. Come with your choice of potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw, and a pickle. Sub green salad, soup, or chili.

An American classic. Bacon, lettuce, and tomato topped with a sliced hard-boiled egg. Served on toasted sourdough with mayo. Come with your choice of potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw, and a pickle. Sub green salad, soup, or chili.

Slow roasted succulent pork and grilled onions topped with slaw, Monterey Jack cheese, and our BBQ sauce. Served on a toasted French roll. Come with your choice of potato salad, chips and salsa or slaw, and a pickle. Sub green salad, soup, or chili.

Grilled turkey with our own avocado spread, monterey jack cheese, lettuce, tomato, onion, and mayo. Served on a toasted French roll.

Our succulent slow-roasted pork topped with fresh lime juice, lettuce, and tomato. Put to bed on a grilled French roll with mayo.

Thinly sliced turkey breast grilled with Swiss cheese. Served on a toasted french roll with lettuce, onion, tomato, and mayo.

Sourdough and cheddar cheese served with fries.

Quinoa, mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, avocado, green onion, cilantro, and queso fresco. Served with our go-juice vinaigrette.

Mixed greens tossed with chunks of chicken, bacon, gorgonzola cheese, red cabbage, macaroni, green onion, tomato, and our Tiptop dressing.

Mixed greens, red cabbage, carrot, tomato, croutons, and macaroni tossed in your choice of dressing. Topped with swiss and cheddar cheese, hardboiled egg, and your choice of grilled chicken, turkey, or roast beef. Please contact the merchant for salad dressing selection.

Mixed greens with red cabbage, carrot, tomato, cucumber, and croutons. Tossed in the dressing of your choice. Please contact the merchant for salad dressing selection.

Salsa, cheese, sour cream, jalapeños.

Three dollar-sized versions of our buttermilk pancakes.

Buttermilk grilled with cheddar cheese. Served with hash browns or fries