Mixture of toasted rolled oats and sliced almonds, dried cranberries, apricots, cherries, and currants, and sweetened with just a dash of honey and coconut.
$4.95
Hippie Crack
A mixture of toasted rolled oats and sliced almonds, dried cranberries, apricots, cherries, and currants, and sweetened with just a dash of honey and coconut.
$4.05
Chocolate Pound Cake (pound cake)
Cocoa, melted chocolate, and chocolate chips.
$48.00
Cardamom Pound Cake (pound cake)
Cardamom scented sour cream coffee cake with a swirl of sugar, groundnuts, and cardamom.
$48.00
Cinnamon Pound Cake (pound cake)
Cinnamon cake with a cinnamon swirl and cinnamon icing.
$48.00
Mocha Pound Cake (pound cake)
Sour cream cake with a swirl of espresso, shaved chocolate, and toasted pecans.
$48.00
Lemon Blueberry Pound Cake (pound cake)
Fresh blueberries baked into our lemon pound cake and drizzled with lemon glaze.
$48.00
Lemon Pound Cake (pound cake)
Fresh lemon zest and lemon juice flavor this dense pound cake, drizzled with lemon glaze.
$48.00
Mandarin Orange Pound Cake (pound cake)
Vanilla pound cake with mandarin orange segments and orange glaze.
$48.00
Marble Pound Cake (pound cake)
Vanilla and chocolate swirled pound cake.
$48.00
Strawberry Pound Cake (pound cake)
Fresh strawberries baked into our vanilla pound cake.
$48.00
Vanilla Pound Cake (pound cake)
Dense and rich and drizzled with vanilla glaze.
$48.00
Caramelized Onion and Goat Cheese Quiche
Our homemade crust filled with sweet caramelized onions and creamy goat cheese. Flaky homemade crust is filled with egg custard, cheese, meats and veggies.
$38.00
Ham and Gruyere Quiche
Our homemade crust filled with the classic breakfast combo of eggs, ham and cheese. Flaky homemade crust is filled with egg custard, cheese, meats and veggies.
$38.00
Manly Quiche
Bacon, sausage, and gruyere in creamy egg custard and a homemade crust. Flaky homemade crust is filled with egg custard, cheese, meats and veggies.
$38.00
Spinach and Feta Quiche
Loads of spinach and feta cheese topped with tomatoes in an egg custard and a homemade crust. Flaky homemade crust is filled with egg custard, cheese, meats, and veggies.
$38.00
Cake Cups
Baker's Choice Assortment
A dozen of our favorites (2 each). Carrot, doom, Karen's birthday, red velvet, strawberry, and vanilla on vanilla.
$49.20
Valentine's Assortment
Treat your boo right with this dozen assortment of 4 mama love, 4 menage a trois, and 4 red velvet.
$49.20
Bday Dozen Assortment
A kid-friendly dozen. 4 unicorn and rainhos, 4 strawberry, and 4 Karen's birthday.
$49.20
Chocolate Lover Assortment
A dozen for the chocolate lover. 4 chocolate doom, 4 Texas sheet cake, and 4 Karen's birthday.
$49.20
Fruity Assortment
A dozen of our fruitiest cake cups. 4 strawberry, 4 almond orangesicle, and 4 razmanian devil.
$49.20
Almond Orangesicle
Almond flavored cupcake with a swirl of orange flavored icing and topped with toasted sliced almonds.
$4.10
Carrot Cake
Moist carrot-flecked cake with an even balance of spices and crunchy pecans (no raisins here) and cream cheese frosting.
$4.10
Chocolate Doom
Eat at your own risk. Chocolate cake with a dark chocolate satin frosting.
$4.10
Coconut
Vanilla cake and vanilla buttercream topped with coconut.
$4.10
Dirty Chai
Vanilla cake blended with chai spices and topped with espresso buttercream frosting.
$4.10
Elvis Impersonator Aka The Unporked Elvis
Banana cupcake topped with peanut butter frosting and drizzled with chocolate. Order your Elvis porked if you would like to add candied bacon on top.
$4.10
German Chocolate
Light chocolate cake topped with gooey coconut pecan frosting.
$4.10
Karen's Birthday
Named after the owner's mom, the family recipe for the moist chocolate cake with a vanilla buttercream frosting.
$4.10
Pistachio
Vanilla cake with ground pistachios and honey-cardamom cream cheese buttercream. Topped with crushed pistachios.
$4.10
Phat Mint Oreo
Chocolate cake and mint chocolate Oreo buttercream. Topped with crushed Oreo cookies.
$4.10
Pretty Bitchin'
Chocolate cake with a crunchy peanut butter frosting.
$4.10
Razmanian Devil
Lemon cake filled with raspberry jam and topped with a swirl of lemon buttercream.
$4.10
Red Velvet
A little chocolate, a little vanilla, and lots of deep red color. Topped with a heap of cream cheese frosting.
$4.10
Strawberry
The bestseller. Vanilla cake with fresh strawberries folded in the batter finished with a swirl of pink buttercream.
$4.10
The Tessita
Named after the owner's daughter. Vanilla cake with dulce de leche filling and chocolate-hazelnut satin icing.
$4.10
Texas Sheetcake
Chocolate cake with a hint of cinnamon. While the cake is still warm we slather it with chocolate-pecan frosting that oozes into the cake to make a praline-like topping.
$4.10
Uniporn and Rainho
Vanilla cake with heart confetti mixed into the batter and topped with cream cheese icing. Think funfetti but better.
$4.10
Vanilla Vanilla
Vanilla on vanilla. Duh.
$4.10
Vanilla Satin
Vanilla cake with dark chocolate satin frosting.
$4.10
Vegan Cake Cup
Chocolate cake and Oreo frosting. Topped with crushed oreo cookies (soy milk).
$4.10
Gluten Free Chipper
Vanilla cake with mini chocolate chips folded into the batter and topped with a vanilla buttercream frosting.
$4.10
Mama Love
A Valentine treat. Strawberry cupcake topped with our rich chocolate satin icing.
$4.10
Menage A Trois
A Valentine's treat. Chocolate cake with raspberry filling and topped with a swirl of cream cheese icing.
$4.10
Almond Orangesicle
Almond flavored cupcake with a swirl of orange flavored icing and topped with toasted sliced almonds.
$4.10
Carrot Cake
Moist carrot-flecked cake with an even balance of spices and crunchy pecans (no raisins here) and cream cheese frosting.
$4.10
Valentine's Stuff
Big Ass Conversation Cookie
$4.50
Black and Pink Cookie
$4.00
Butter Press Cookie
$0.35
Pink Fiesta Brownie
$4.50
Kahlua Sammie
$3.80
Little Ass Iced Heart Cookie
$2.75
Mama Love Cake Cup
$4.10
Pink Marshmallows
From scratch.
$1.25
Menage A Trois Cake Cup
$4.10
Pink Glitter Balls
$2.05
Rice Krispie Treat
Chocolate dipped and pretty heart sprinkles.
$3.50
9" Flourless Cake (Whole)
Served with ganache glaze and decorated with sliced almonds.
$40.00
Other Goodies
Beesting
1 dozen. Shortbread with sliced almonds and honey.
$25.80
Brownies (12)
Choose from our selection of flavors.
$48.60
Coconut Macaroons
More like candy than a cookie. Lots of sweet coconut drizzled with bittersweet chocolate.
$36.60
Lemon Bar
1 dozen. Tart and sweet lemon curd filling on a shortbread crust with an oatmeal crunch top.
$41.40
Oatmeal Crunch Bar
1 dozen. Oatmeal crust with a thick layer of raspberry jam and more oatmeal crunch on top.
$41.40
Omg
1 dozen. Graham cracker crust layered with home-made caramel, marshmallow, and bittersweet chocolate glaze.
$39.00
Rice Krispie Treat
1 dozen. A childhood favorite.
$40.20
Pies
Apple Cranberry Crumb Pie
Tart apples and cranberries with a crunchy crumb topping.
$52.00
Apple Crumb Pie
Tart apples and a hint of cinnamon with a crunchy crumb topping.
$52.00
Apple Double-Crust Pie
Tart apples and a hint of cinnamon with a double crust.
$52.00
Cherry Pie
Tart cherries in a double crust.
$52.00
Chocolate Oat Caramel Pie
Chocolate bottom, toasted oats and coconut, and with a caramel drizzle.
$52.00
Cranberry Cheesecake Pie
Cheesecake bottom, cranberries, and a graham cracker crumb topping.
$52.00
Pecan Pie
Crunchy pecans and a sweet and sticky filling in a baked pie shell.
$52.00
Pecan Kahlua Chocolate Chip Pie
The southern tradition with a few twists. A splash of Kahlua and a drizzle of bittersweet chocolate.
$52.00
Pumpkin Pie
A traditional favorite of creamy pumpkin puree in a baked pie shell.
$52.00
Very Berry Pie
Blackberries, blueberries, and raspberries in a double crust.
$52.00
Blueberry Cranberry Pecan Crumb Pie
Wild blueberries and fresh cranberries.
$52.00
Key Lime Pie
Tangy sweet key lime filling with a sour cream top in a graham cracker crust.
$52.00
Blueberry Pie
Blueberries with a dash of cinnamon in a double crust.
$52.00
Peach Cream Pie
Peaches baked in custard and sprinkled with cinnamon.
$52.00
Cherry Berry Pie
Tart cherries, blackberries, blueberries, and raspberries in a double crust.
$52.00
Bars
Beesting Bar (1 dozen)
Shortbread with sliced almonds and honey.
$25.80
Brownies Bar (12 pcs)
$54.00
Coconut Macaroons Bar
Lots of sweet coconuts drizzled with bittersweet chocolate.
$36.60
Lemon Bar (1 dozen)
Tart and sweet lemon curd filling on a shortbread crust with an oatmeal crunch top.
$41.40
Oatmeal Crunch Bar (1 dozen)
Oatmeal crust with a thick layer of raspberry jam and more oatmeal crunch on top.
$41.40
Omg Bar (1 dozen)
Graham cracker crust layered with homemade caramel, marshmallow, and bittersweet chocolate glaze.
$39.00
Rice Krispie Treat Bar (1 dozen)
$40.20
Last updated February 24, 2020
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