Fire Ass Thai (1713 Wilson Blvd)

This one has peanuts. If you need some time to consider your options, meditate on it.

Light noodles cooked with dark sauce - in all things, duality.

Bliss out with a mix of super-spicy greens and proteins. Choice of meat with onion, green onion, chili, roasted rice, and lime juice.

Crispy and fried spicy chicken wings.

Grilled satay chicken skewers with a peanut dipping sauce.

Spicy, sweet, sour, and salty - four elements in harmony.

Golden flaky veggie filled egg rolls with a sweet and sour dipping sauce.

Deep fried tofu, served with sweet & sour sauce.

Bliss out with a mix of super-spicy greens and proteins. Choice of meat with onion, green onion, chili, roasted rice, and lime juice.

Those seeking burning questions must seek within - within a coconut, at least.

A bit sour, a lot of spice - prepare to get chili high.

Light noodles cooked with dark sauce - in all things, duality.

Thai classic. Deep breaths optional.

Despite the name, there’s no alcohol in here. Life is full of surprises.

In Thai culture, Yellow is said to be the lucky color of Monday. Good way to start the week.

Red. The color of heat. Also the color of fire. Coincidence?

This complex union of spices and herbs has been cited as an aphrodisiac. Is it hot in here?

This one has peanuts. If you need some time to consider your options, meditate on it.

Protein, spices, basil, and focus. Keep it simple.

Dedicate this moment to eggplants. They’re spongy and absorbent, much like our minds.

A dish like this has been hiding in the depths of your consciousness. Consider this moment. Choice of protein stir-fried with cashews and chilis.

Garlic & scallion. A classic and harmonious pair that will give your tastebuds delight.

Protein, spices, rice, and focus. Keep it simple. Did I mention the spices?

The only thing sweeter than pineapple rice is a moment of spicy mindfulness. Far out.